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Stones Hour in the Activity Room [Jul. 4th, 2009|08:23 pm]
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I had a dream the other night.  I wasn't in it, but it was like I was observing it.  The scene was an old age home.  The patients were gathered in a room, sitting on folding chairs.  There was a younger man with a beard, sitting at the front of the room on a stool.  He started strumming an acoustic guitar and singing Neil Young's song, "Tell Me Why."  The old timers sang along.  

Sailing heart-ships
thru broken harbors
Out on the waves in the night
Still the searcher
must ride the dark horse
Racing alone in his fright.
Tell me why, tell me why

When I woke up, I thought about the dream and wondered what the music in old age homes would be like in another twenty years when I'm no longer just observing.  I pictured a crowd of old farts, leaning this way and that, some asleep, some hooked up to oxygen, some whispering to themselves, and half of them half crazy.  Up in front there will be a middle aged woman at the piano, playing a wobbly, slowed down, "Black Magic Woman," striking every note as if with a hammer. 

I told Lynn what I was thinking and said, "Imagine 'Layla.'" 

She said, "They'll be playing screwed up air guitar."

Other performances I'll probably pay good money to see:

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vita" performed on the accordion. 

A barbershop quartet of guys with wigs, bad chompers, and cardigans doing "Ramblin Man."

They're already probably doing this one -- "A Walk On the Wild Side."  I perceive it as a piece performed by a middle school chorus.   

"Beast of Burden" with group hand clapping.

If we're lucky, they'll save "Us and Them" for when they hand out the meds.
 

Everybody had to pay and pay


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From: (Anonymous)
2009-07-05 02:54 pm (UTC)

Old Age & Its Absurdities

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As one who has spent considerable time in nursing homes (old age homes, assisted living facilities, mouldy-oldie warehouses etc. pick your term) as a volunteer, entertainer-ie. Santa Claus, Walt Whitman, youth project organizer, bringing children to such facilities to provide the inmates some contact with children, which they hunger for & to acquaint children with the aged - a rare experience for many children in nuclear & single parent families & to provide an opportunity to give back to society for the bounty that has surrounded middle class children, in the recent past);your dream is pretty close to the reality. Whenever I make an appearance, I am struck by the nature of senior citizen audiences. The front rows are full of wide awake, enthusiastic folks, briming with enthusiasm & questions, engaged in life. Behind that fortunate few are the confused, apathetic, but conscious. Behind them are serried rows of wheel chairs, whose occupants' heads loll forward or are thrown backward stertoriously, snoring. What accounts for these variations. Genes, life experience & adversities, no doubt play a part but avoidance of tobacco, booze, drugs & every manner of excess by people who have managed to find enjoyment & value in their lives (irrespective of circumstance)may result in the those seniors in the front. As one who approaches the close of life, I think that it is absurd, that so much expensive health care is lavished on the last months of life, here in America. Use the money for preventive health care & the inculcation of a realistic appraisal of human life & its true rewards, inevitabilities & opportunities. And let's stop these media driven, hysterical displays, when a celebrity walks the plank. I am not competent to judge Michael Jackson's music & dance achievements but I can't imagine a more devastating example of solipsistic, excess, as an example for how not to conduct a life. Uncle Walt
From: (Anonymous)
2009-07-05 03:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Old Age & Its Absurdities

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Uncle Walt, I couldn't agree more. Jeff, I hope to hear an endless tape loop of "A Whiter Shade of Pale" as I wait for the nurse to change my adult diaper.-Shawn. Hope you're enjoying your summer.
[User Picture]From: [info]14theditch
2009-07-06 03:44 am (UTC)

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Shawn: You're probably hearing an endless loop of Whiter Shade of Pale right now, if I'm not mistaken. Summer's good here in Jersey. Hope you Delewarians are having fun. Are you playing in Philly any time soon?
[User Picture]From: [info]dyvyd
2009-07-05 03:34 pm (UTC)

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I plan to do a rock-opera version of "The Wizard of Oz," inserting all the music mentioned(no Bee Gees! They scare the Bee-GEES-us out of me), and getting that Munchkin sound by substituting helium tanks for the O2.
[User Picture]From: [info]14theditch
2009-07-06 03:46 am (UTC)

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David: Sounds like a solid winner. But wasn't there already a kind of rock opera of the Wizard of Oz -- The Wiz?
[User Picture]From: [info]dyvyd
2009-07-06 04:20 am (UTC)

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Yeah, but mine would be an integration of the two versions already done, and feature really old people, and a whole lot more wizzing in general. More of a "Wizzer of Ozzyvale." A few different characters too. The Vel-crow, the Incontinent Lion, and the Teflon Man. Witches scoot in on Hoverounds. Well, you can understand I don't want to give too much away until I lock up a deal...
[User Picture]From: [info]14theditch
2009-07-06 03:43 am (UTC)

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Well put, UW. Thanks for the post.